The Worst Things To Do To An Escort

Just because you’ve decided to shell out some hard earned cash to buy some time with one of the rightfully famous Prague escorts, does not mean that these ladies don’t command your respect. We spoke to a few of the Czech Republic’s finest working girls and compiled a list of the things they say to absolutely never ever ever do to an escort.

  1. Stop Trying to go Bareback

No. For the absolute LAST AND FINAL TIME, no, they will not have sex with you without  condom. Sure, the thrill of it may get you off, but the request is not only disgusting, it’s disrespectful. These women are professionals and have no reason to sacrifice their health or their safety for your good time.

  1. Quit wasting our time

Yes. “Our” that means not only their time, but the time you have paid for.  Haggling about what’s on the menu or trying to get a few minutes free is going to get you nowhere. “If you’ve chosen a quality girl, you’ll know exactly what you can and can’t get before you even finalize booking”. You made your booking knowing full well the prices and available play. You’re not special, and the only thing that you’ll get from trying to get VIP extras is minutes shaved off your clock.

  1. Stop expecting them to stroke your ego too

If you have spent your money on any of the high end escorts, you are almost guaranteed to have a great time. This doesn’t mean they’re going to kiss your ass, though. They are not your pet and don’t perform tricks for show, expecting them to laugh at your lame jokes or be impressed by your less than impressive name drop all for a few extra bills is ridiculous. Dangling money in front of them and expecting extras will only piss them off and make you look like a pig.

  1. Don’t show up without being groomed

These girls don’t expect you to be a male model, and they will treat you like a king, even if you’re still only a prince. That doesn’t mean that you forego the shower and manscaping ritual. You expect them to look nice, the least you can do is attempt to reciprocate. “I’m a pretty big fan of giving oral” said one escort, “but it’s pretty gross when you have to keep stopping to spit out pubic hair.”

  1. Stop thinking that the clock stops and starts at “kinky” time

Escorts charge for blocks of time, not specific acts. Just like your lawyer or accountant, any minute spent in their good graces is paid for. Assuming that they will have dinner or drinks with you “off the clock” is insulting and it’s just never going to happen. Assuming that they will finish you off in overtime because you faffed around with drinks could leave you with a painful case of blue balls, or get stuck being forced to book extra time just to get your money shot.

  1. No, they’re not going to play 20 questions

They will never tell you their real name, home address, whether they have kids, if they’re in school, or any other personally revealing tidbit. If an escort feels comfortable divulging any personal information to you, that’s completely up to them and their own boundaries. They won’t be asking about your personal life, so don’t pester them about theirs.

  1. Quit booking last minute

They understand, that for quite a few men, getting up the confidence to buy an escort in the first place can be difficult, and convincing yourself to press the go button can be nerve wracking. Still, once you finally scrape together the balls to go all in, don’t expect them to show up in an hour. Many escorts in Prague take a decent amount of time prior to meeting a client to ensure that their appearance, work space, and wardrobe are flawless. Many are considerate enough to take the time to shower between customers, which means hair, makeup, and clean sheets will all need to be organized. Treating them like they are delivery pizza, to be hot a fresh within 30 minutes of ordering, will only leave you with the poorest of choices or one rumpled mess of a girl.

  1. Please, stop loaning them to your friends

If you book a girl, you book her for yourself. A good escort will ensure that she is prepared to cater to your needs. Conversation points, outfits, and any additional toys and treats are all carefully planned by her prior to your meetup. Switching hitters mid-night and still expecting to bat 1000 is a huge no-no. Many girls can roll with the punches and are great at improv, but don’t forget that they are there for you.

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